Roastmatch
Anti-swipe dating, currently cooking

Match on the mess, not the bio.

Roastmatch turns anonymous ex grievances into low-stakes chemistry. Laugh at a take, survive a mini roast battle, then reveal the person behind the punchline.

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No polished bio required. Keep it funny, anonymous, and kind.

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Our launch promise

Funny, not vicious

Clear boundaries keep the joke on petty habits, never identity or private information.

Anonymous by default

Profiles stay behind the curtain until both people complete the roast exchange.

Built for consent

Mutual interest unlocks each stage, with reporting and blocking always within reach.

How it works

Your worst tiny complaint might be someone's type.

Roastmatch replaces interview-style profiles with a sequence that rewards wit, self-awareness, and actual banter.

01

Post the petty detail

Skip the polished bio. Share one anonymous, funny grievance that says more than a list of hobbies ever could.

02

Match on comic timing

React to the stories that make you laugh, then trade a few playful roasts before either profile is revealed.

03

Make the weekly board

The funniest takes climb the Pettiest Take leaderboard in a format made to screenshot and share.

04

Confess your own red flag

Turn the joke inward with an optional confession that rewards self-awareness over manufactured perfection.

Simple access

Free to meet. Plus if you want more chaos.

Join the early list now. Paid access begins only when Roastmatch launches and you choose to upgrade.

Free

$0 / month

The full premise, without a cover charge.

  • Daily grievance feed
  • Mutual roast battles
  • Profile reveals after a match
  • Weekly leaderboard access
Join free

Roastmatch Plus

For committed unserious daters

Planned at launch

$8 / month

  • Everything in Free
  • More daily takes
  • Advanced city filters
  • Replay roast battles
  • Extra leaderboard controls
  • Priority profile visibility
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Questions before you air it out?

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Bring one petty take. Leave with a better match.

Join Roastmatch early and be first in line when the roast battles begin.

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